I was supposed to go for a demo today…against our (God it hurts to say that, to know that I have to use a pronoun that denotes ownership, but hey ni wetu) Members of Parliament. And I don’t know why we were actually going to protest in the first place, the way those guys have gone through so much for us, giving u endless hours of entertainment, free lunches, trafficjams, amazing taxes and so much more yet to come. These ninjas are actually really hard workers in my opinion. they should all be given a medal, a big heavy medal, about 50 kilos, wrapped around their necks and thrown into lake Victoria, where they would probably find a way to get the hyacinth to fight among themselves “Fellow plants, these plants from the western beach are not our plants, they want to hurt our fellow leaves”
Anyway sarcastic rant over.
I really don’t want to go into the nitty gritties of my political views, coz honestly I really don’t have any, apart from thinking that all MP’s are evil and that even those good men and women who enter parliament are quickly gobbled up by the greed demon that rests under that building and they proceed to lose their souls forever: all that remains is a shell that only want to eat eat and eat some more (
Mutava Musyimi anyone??)
What made me really want to write about this wasn’t coz I’m feeling all old old and mature and kind of guilty for boring people with emo high school girl posts. It was rather because I really felt the need that I have to do something, even in my own little way. Here’s the deal (I even have to switch to Kiswahili for this one will try and translate later)
Kenya ni yetu, hakuna msee anafaa kukuhanda mtaa yako, yani man anakuja kutoka sijui wapi, anajifanya beshte yako, inamuokolea vizuri alafu anakungoja kwa corner kukuibia wallet na viatu. Hio haiwezi happen bana, hufai kuwacha iendelee. lakini hawa mafala wako hio bunge wanajiona wale wabaya. ati hao ndio mautero wanaweza handana vyenye wanataka wakule solo waache watu wakiteseka kama nguruwe. Swali ni, nani ndio anafaa kuwa mdosi? si ni sisi! sisi ndio tuliandika hao mafala job alafu sasa wanataka kutukojelea maskio, hio enyewe haifai kuhappen. Na ndio maana hatufai kunyamazanga vitu kama hizi zikiendelea. Mtu akigonga mathako utasimama na ucheke na yeye? zi, nakushow hata kama ni weida wa mtaa utarukia huyo fala ama hata urushe mawe one thousand bora tu aelewe kuna lines zingine mtu haffangi kucross. na hizo mawe ndio tunafaa kurusha.
Lakini si ati tuna tu mawe type moja, kwanza hize magustone za quarry haziwezi fikia hao mabigfish. Mawe tunafaa kurusha ni zile zitawaumiza: sauti na kura. Roho safi si ati lazima ukuwe celeb ndio uskize, kila msee huwa na sauti na audience kivyake: si mnakuwanga na account za facebook na mafollower Twitter? Tumieni hizo channels, piga nduru hadi hao mafala waskie. Wakianza strory za sijui tuko pamoja nini nini unawaambia wache ufala na watulie. Yani unakill hizo campaaign kutoka angles zote hadi wachoke, alafu wakikuja time ya kura, kama ni doh wanamwaga…kula yote lakini ukiingia kwa hio booth, wallahi ukivote na tumbo badala ya kichwa wewe ni mjinga kuliko waititu na sonko wakumi.
Hivyo tu ndio tutatuliza hawa wajinga, juu honestly tukiendelea hivi nakushow ile mess itakuwa, kwanza kwa wajunior wetu, enyewe ni kitu hutatakia hata ule man unachukia kabisa. So tuchanukeni bana, hii story ya sijui tunaomba serikali blah blah blah, hio ni panganga y ajuzi, TUNAAMBIA SERIKALI!!! WACHENI UJINGA BANA!
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